ITP: GET IN THE ANIMUS!!

[eaglecocktail]

[there is a sign:

"EVER WONDERED WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS WERE LIKE

Comments

[moefortono]

[... well that was a colorful reaction.]

So that's what it is.

[eaglecocktail]

... Yep.

[HEAD IN HANDS.]

[moefortono]

[... armpat.]

I think most people probably know what their family tree is like, anyway. It might not be too much trouble!

[eaglecocktail]

Yeah, but what the sign doesn't mention are the side effects!

[bluefalconed]

I think I will pass.

[eaglecocktail]

Good. Smart. You do that.

[bluefalconed]

And it would be best to keep others from using them as well

[eaglecocktail]

You wanna help me with that?

[runstowardsfire]

*looks at one of those things curiously*

How does that work to show you your ancestors?

[eaglecocktail]

I'd... recommend not doing it at all. But once you load it, it goes into your DNA, and you can see the memories of your ancestors loaded through it.

[runstowardsfire]

"DNA" . . . is that stuff in your cells, right?

[eaglecocktail]

Right, that stuff.

[x_autnihil]

*so pinged*

Oh! *t-touching one :|aaaa *

[eaglecocktail]

Hey! Hey, who said you could touch that?

[x_autnihil]

*only partially paying you attention*

Camp brought these here? Do they actually work?

[eaglecocktail]

... No, bad Cesare. Don't do it, bro.

[formerbanchou]

ooh! ooh! I want to try it! Pick me!

[running over to a chair kthnx]

[eaglecocktail]

Hey! Wait!

[formerbanchou]

[ABOUT TO JUMP IN A CHAIR but she stops.]

Not this one? What about that one?

[eaglecocktail]

You can't just jump in something you've never even seen like this!