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[pyrocalities]

[ TODAY BY THE LAKE, there are two men who look suspiciously alike. Actually, they're basically identical. Aside from the glasses and dress and hair styles, the only other big difference is that... one of them seems to be swarmed by tiny fire breathing ducklings... ]

Okay, this is just not funny.

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[skepticalities]

[kneels down to pet one.]

They aren't that bad.

[pyrocalities]

Yeah, because they're not trying to ignite you.

[skepticalities]

Did you do something to them . . . ?

[pyrocalities]

Like what?

[tobethemiracle]

Oh, alternate universes. My favourite.

Are you attached to the ducks or can I borrow one for a minute?

[pyrocalities]

By all means, take more than one!

[tobethemiracle]

Not fond of them?

[pyrocalities]

I'm not big on getting set on fire. Been there, done that.

[actionpainting]

Aw, they like you.

[skepticalities]

They do, don't they?

[actionpainting]

He's popular! It's precious. So is this the good doctor or a twin brother or just a dude who looks a lot like you for some reason?

[skepticalities]

That's . . . he's not the alien doctor.

[paladaddy]

Do you mean the ducks or the fact that you're in a hellish summer camp?

[pyrocalities]

The fire breathing ducks kinda fall under the hellish camp category, don't they?

[paladaddy]

You would think so, but they will probably end up being the least of your worries.

[pyrocalities]

As long as they're not setting me on fire, yeah, ducks aren't exactly worrisome.

[dickaster]

I didn't know it was Bring Your Doppelganger to Work Day.

[skepticalities]

I see that the bird thing has passed.

[dickaster]

Took long enough! I missed out on mingling with the ducklings, though. Maybe next time.

[skepticalities]

And you're already automatically assuming that there's going to be a next time, I see.