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[easybreezyidiot]

[... STEPS ON.

the scale immediately goes haywire, refusing to settle on any certain number]

Oh shit, I think I broke it.

[windowtothe]

Don't worry about it. Even if it stays broken, I'm sure Camp can afford another one.

[easybreezyidiot]

[steps off. the scale goes back to normal. HOW SUSPICIOUS]

It's fixed now.

[windowtothe]

I'm sure everyone will be so thankful.

[easybreezyidiot]

[she gets back on!! the scale immediately freaks out again]

What's going on?!

[windowtothe]

Maybe you're too young and you make the machine feel awkward.

[easybreezyidiot]

I'm not too young! I'm definitely old enough.

[windowtothe]

Hey, you don't have to tell me that. It's Camp you have to convince.

[easybreezyidiot]

I don't get what this is even for.

[windowtothe]

...listen. Honestly? It's probably better that this thing isn't working for you. Supposedly it's going to tell us how much we like guys versus how much we like girls, but this kind of thing is, at best, confusing and inaccurate. And it's better for you to figure these things out for yourself than let some machine spit out a number or have anything or anybody other than you judge you. Okay?

[easybreezyidiot]

[... stepping awayyyy from the scale]

[windowtothe]

Exactly.

[easybreezyidiot]

That's nobody's business but mine!

[windowtothe]

And it looks like Camp agrees, for once.

[easybreezyidiot]

Good for Camp.

[windowtothe]

Not all of us got the same luxury.