[FLU SHOTS]

[d_d_doctor_dick]

[Outside the hospital today there is a sign reading:

FLU VACCINES
probablyThere is a table with a bunch of miscellaneous medical stuff, much of which has nothing to do with vaccination, laid out underneath the sign. Manning the table is camp's scruffiest doctor

Comments

[crisscrossing]

... Seriously?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Seriously.

[crisscrossing]

[starts rolling his sleeve up]

[d_d_doctor_dick]

[BRANDISHES THE NEEDLE]

[nosenolimits]

Seriously?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

'parently.

[nosenolimits]

So what's the catch, other than... you?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Fuck if I know.

[ateyourbaby]

[SUSPICIOUS]

[d_d_doctor_dick]

With th' amounta stuff you try ta stick in yer mouth, y'probly need a flu shot more'n anyone.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche is strong!

[d_d_doctor_dick]

So're flu germs.

[skinofalizard]

...probably?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

One or two of 'em might be placebos or somethin'.

[skinofalizard]

Well, with a pitch like that, who can refuse?

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Just people who enjoy bein' sick.

[littlestsoldier]

...yeah, don't need one.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Good fer you.

[littlestsoldier]

Has anyone even accepted one yet? This looks seriously skeevy. Just sayin'.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Couple people have. Th' cutesy bandaids an' free suckers are apparently an irresistible draw.