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[zerozerogrump]

[ there's a large cake in the Mess Hall that says

HAPPY 90th BIRTHDAY 004! ]

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Comments

[nosenolimits]

...

[stifling a laugh] Is it German chocolate, too?

[zerozerogrump]

Who knows?

[nosenolimits]

Whaaat, you're not gonna check?

[zerozerogrump]

Nope.

[butterflybuldge]

You're older than you look.

[zerozerogrump]

I'm made of metal. My looks don't exactly age with the rest of me.

[butterflybuldge]

I understood that much; it's pretty obvious. I also met you when you were naked.

[zerozerogrump]

You're never going to let that go, are you?

[acceleratederp]

Congratulations?

[nosenolimits]

[caaaaake joe there's caaaaake gonna try and shove a bite in your face now]

You know about this?

[acceleratederp]

[did you smash cake against my face]

About his birthday?

[nosenolimits]

[well did you open your mouth soon enough? how is this my fault?]

Yeah. If so, you're in biiig trouble for not lettin' me in on it.

[paladaddy]

You've aged pretty well.

[zerozerogrump]

The secret isn't up for sale.

[paladaddy]

[He shrugs.]

I wouldn't ask anyway.

Be sure to make a wish before you blow out the candles.

[zerozerogrump]

I'll leave the wishing to someone else.

[fomicrymeariver]

Ah, yes. Camp, ever eager to celebrate anything at all.

[zerozerogrump]

Unfortunately.

[fomicrymeariver]

My, where are my manners. Congratulations. I don't suppose you have any aspirations for the next year, hmm?

[zerozerogrump]

Not really, no.