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[Tonight, old radios and laptops are suddenly playing a strange and unfamiliar theme song, before a voice crackles in and out of static]

Good evening and welcome to the special edition of Hero TV's Radio show! We're bringing this show to you live in the middle of Camp Fuck You Die, a wonderful little campsite in the middle of America. Thank

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Hero Intro and banter

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[verydurable]

Hi there, camp! I'm Wild Tiger, the member of Tiger and Bunny who fought the giant squid! --oh, wait, some people didn't like that . . .

[verypointed]

. . . did he even see the video?

[verydurable]

Sky High? Here was there! Total success! A Wild Time!

Q&A Period

[verypointed]

Alright, the phone lines are open, and we're ready to accept phone calls for questions for Sternbild's Heroes.

Hello caller, you are now on the line, what's your question?

((OOC: Please note that the threads are treated as phone calls and the heroes can 'hang up' on the caller if the situation arises for it.))

Re: Q&A Period

[verypointed]

Ah, it seems our first question is from an email.

Hello heroes, but specifically Mr. Sky High. I love watching the show, but I have a question. How do you see out of your helmet? It doesn't look like it has eye holes or anything! Thank you, and thanks again!

Well, Sky High?

My Helmet

[airbrained]

That is a good question! And the answer is that I cannot see anything!

Just kidding! I'm lucky to have such great people supporting me by designing such amazing equipment that assists me and my NEXT abilities. My suit is basically one computer that is constantly monitoring everything going on, from wind speed to body temperature. And I actually have a camera embedded on my helmet that displays everything to me inside, which also records everything I do in case HeroTV needs some footage.

Of course, there is always the chance that my monitor might fail, and for that we have designed several backup options to fall back on, but I won't mention them here!

Thank you for your question, anonymous e-mailer!

Re: My Helmet

[verypointed]

I have to say, I learned something new today ask well, Sky High.

Camp Interviews

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Which leads us to the special portion of tonight's show. We've invited some of Camp's more popular and interesting personalities to come in and talk to us about themselves, and more importantly, their experiences here. Perhaps we can learn a thing or two from them. Afterwards, a question and answer period will follow. Please welcome...

((Each interviewee will have their own thread where you can post questions to later!))

GARRUS VAKARIAN

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Well then! It is time to present one of our very esteemed guests!

An alien hailing from one hundred and seventy four years in the future and a planet far far away, Garrus Vakarian is an expert marksman and former space cop who has helped save the galaxy twice. In between missions, he spent time as a vigilante, going by the alias "Archangel"!

Welcome!!

Re: GARRUS VAKARIAN

[verypointed]

I believe this is the first time I've met a space... alien.

Welcome to the show.

[dont_ingest]

This is ... unexpected. Hello.

Listeners!

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((For all listeners reactions and what nots. All other threads past this one will be treated as not addressed directly to the Heroes.))

Re: Listeners!

[homoexmachina]

[meanwhile, elsewhere in camp, a robot is shaking a radio scanner]

It can't be on every frequency.

[im_impulse]

What's going on, Brainy? You listening to a ball game?

[homoexmachina]

Even if I wanted to I couldn't.