[ITS AN ALIEN CULTURAL INVASION]

[stuninglinguist]

[Just outside the mess hall this evening, there is a giant, flashing neon sign that reads ALIEN LIFE FORMS GO HEREOn a table beneath the sign is all sorts of food and drink from different planets. If you're from a different planet, you might find your favourite dish you were missing home, or maybe a weird local delicacy. There's also a small table

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[stillagreenmiss]

Oh wow!

[fuckyeahseateen]

See something you like?

[stillagreenmiss]

A lot of stuff! It's all so interesting.

[fuckyeahseateen]

It is. I wonder where it all came from.

[acloneforever]

... I guess technically I am one.

[stuninglinguist]

Really?

[acloneforever]

I'm the clone of one.

[stuninglinguist]

[eyeing up the big S on your chest. or you know. just eyeing up your chest.]

What planet is he from?

[takeme2urpants]

[...Sigh.]

Well, at least it didn't explode.

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[stuninglinguist]

[glances up from her magazine] At least what didn't explode?

[takeme2urpants]

The DRZ. [Points to what looks like a putrid green jellyfish] I had thought oxygen would be an incendiary agent, but apparently not.

Hello again.

[stuninglinguist]

Lucky for the rest of us. [eyes it] What does it taste like?

[marypoopins]

[eating meat buns]

[toughcloaca]

Unexpected. Pleasant surprise.

[theskyenceguy]

See something from back home?

[toughcloaca]

Yes! Very surprising! Never expected to miss salarian snacks so much. Luckily, unlike Garrus, can eat same food as humans, so never had a food problem to begin with.

[theskyenceguy]

I can't imagine living on military rations for however long he's been here.