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[easybreezyidiot]

[a girl sits down across from you in the mess hall]

What's the worst you've ever been hurt?

((EDIT and then i remembered i have an early class tomorrow morning, whoops. I'M OUT i'll pick up old and new tomorrow!))

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[censorbarbie]

[HAS BANDAGES COVERING ALMOST HER ENTIRE LEFT LEG AND ARM

does not however answer the question. just sort of gives you a mildly annoyed look]

[easybreezyidiot]

[UNPERTURBED]

Come on, I want details.

[censorbarbie]

...huge-ass lance through the chest was pretty shitty.

[easybreezyidiot]

That does sound shitty. Tell me more.

[certifiably]

That was a sudden question.

[easybreezyidiot]

I just want to know!

[certifiably]

That's a little more sadistic curiosity than I'd expect from you.

[easybreezyidiot]

Really?

[comesquickly]

I kinda blew myself up once.

[easybreezyidiot]

Whoa, how'd that go?

[comesquickly]

I was in the hospital for awhile, but it was totally worth it.

[easybreezyidiot]

Why?

[vaudou]

[wearing an apron!]

...nothing comes to mind actually.

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh. That's boring.

[vaudou]

I suppose so.

Though there was that one time...

[easybreezyidiot]

[ping!]

What one time?

[butterflybuldge]

I had a hole made in the center of my body, and I lost an arm. In camp, one of my exes blew me up, and my other ex cut off my head with a wire.

[easybreezyidiot]

[HAH]

You must be a really sucky boyfriend.

[butterflybuldge]

On the contrary - they're both insufferable, so I put them in their place to begin with.

[easybreezyidiot]

What'd you do to them?