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[actionpainting]

[WHEREVER YOU MAY BE IN CAMP RIGHT NOW, at whatever time, you are currently being approached by counselor carrying a ~mysterious box~]

Hey, can I ask you something? I'd really appreciate it and you would get a fabulous prize!

((GUESS WHO'S KINDA SLOW so jumping each other is highly encouraged ETA slowing down for the night! picking up old and

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[lowesteemforyou]

[one glance at box and then back at you]

Considering I know what your job is, I think I'll pass.

[actionpainting]

Aww, come on. The box is 100% harmless!

[lowesteemforyou]

Of course it is. What I'm concerned about are the contents of the harmless box.

[actionpainting]

Equally harmless, unless put in the wrong hands.

[lowesteemforyou]

Well. In that case, it's everything I've ever wanted.

So what's the question?

[actionpainting]

What's the coolest were-animal you can think of? Think beyond the usual wolf and let your mind get creative.

[lowesteemforyou]

That's a tough one. But I'm leaning towards a were-golden dart frog.

[actionpainting]

Ooh. I like it! Unexpected yet deadly in its own way.

[lowesteemforyou]

I figure it's a gamble no matter what animal you could turn into, but you can't really go wrong with poison.

[actionpainting]

Very few animals or random were-frog hunters carry antidotes to things.

[lowesteemforyou]

Exactly. You're really giving out prizes for answering questions like that?

[actionpainting]

Yes! Mostly because I am trying to get rid of the prizes since camp gave me about six hundred of them and they're taking up space in my studio.

[lowesteemforyou]

Hmm. No air holes. Should be safe to say it's not a living creature.

Or it isn't anymore.

[actionpainting]

Not unless I am grossly misinformed about where fancy accessories come from.

[presents: box of monocles]

[lowesteemforyou]

Right. I'll just save one in case one of my eyes is cured by some sort of half-miracle.

[actionpainting]

You could also use it to set things on fire.