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[fuckyou_chorus]

[SUDDENLY Whoever you are, wherever you are, you feel compelled to wall the person closest to you! Gosh, that's probably kind of awkward...]

((as it says! Compelled walling, decide on your own conditions for release. Please mark in comments whether you are the wall-er or wall-ee! Perhaps you are both! Maybe you were standing in a very narrow

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[takeme2urpants]

[If you wall me you are going to make me spill my iced tea O|]

[watchmycannon]

[NOW MY GLOVES SMELL OF ICED TEA 8(]

[takeme2urpants]

...

Yes? Hello.

[watchmycannon]

[R-Rather perplexed! But... but you're giving me attitude I can tell]

It appears your reflexes could use some work, Admiral.

[takeme2urpants]

So it seems. One's guard must always be up, walking around a civilian encampment with a cool beverage.

[watchmycannon]

...Yes.

[clears his throat]

Military men are never truly mere civilians, Admiral. You ought understand that.

[takeme2urpants]

Would you care to organize my court-martial for negligence, or shall I get us napkins?

[watchmycannon]

[...>8| releases]

Napkins will do. For now.

[...mental face palm, gods why do I only seem to say retarded shit to you]

[takeme2urpants]

...Quite.

[Enters nearby mess hall RE: napkins]

[watchmycannon]

[F-Follows, because. Because yes.]

[takeme2urpants]

[Nerd.]

[Gives him a few paper napkins, setting the now-nearly-empty glass down on a table]

[watchmycannon]

[Dabs at his arm warmers, then, sulky for a minute]

...Apologies. Bravado aside I-- did not actually intend to do such a thing.

[takeme2urpants]

Mm, I had thought not. My first thought was mistletoe, but it is out of season, isn't it?

[watchmycannon]

Moreso than the usual summer strain, yes. And it is not usually so very aggressive.

[takeme2urpants]

Not usually, no.

[watchmycannon]

Though I suppose I ought not have put it past it to feel it must 'up its game', as it were, to compete with our recent threats.