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[goddamnemperor]

Do you want to die?

Comments

[tobethemiracle]

It was boring.

[goddamnemperor]

I did not say "did you die". I was quite clear.

[tobethemiracle]

I would have thought the "no" was implied in the whole "it was boring" thing.

[goddamnemperor]

Are you showing off? You're hardly uncommon here.

[tobethemiracle]

You mean ... there are other flippant teenagers here?

[goddamnemperor]

Plenty.

[tobethemiracle]

Gosh.

[goddamnemperor]

Alas, I am not one of them.

[tobethemiracle]

Oh, I don't know. You're doing a pretty decent job of deflecting things with sarcasm.

[goddamnemperor]

I was told I am rather antagonistic. What do you think?

[tobethemiracle]

I think you wouldn't know when to say things if a book fell out of the sky, hitting you on the head, explicitly telling you what to say and when to say it.

Coming up to people and asking if they want to die suggests that you want to kill them. It's a precursor to just about every single slasher movie there is.

[goddamnemperor]

Now that is disappointing.

[tobethemiracle]

You could wear a hockey mask.

[goddamnemperor]

No, let them come to their conclusions.

[tobethemiracle]

You could paint a clown mask on it. Combine two phobias for the price of one.

[goddamnemperor]

Perhaps another time.