ITP: ~*Moe Moe Megane!*~

[suppliesdemand]

[Suddenly, the world is much blurrier than usual!

Those who usually wear glasses will find they have inexplicably gone missing, while those who are normally non-spectacled suddenly find themselves with someone else's prescription lenses in front of their eyes.

Have fun sorting that out!]

((4th wall friendly mingle post!))

Comments

[suppliesdemand]

What the... All right, who took my glasses?

[poeticroach]

(Tiny cockroach in disproportionately large glasses, banging on a typewriter.)

camp apparently
please retrieve them posthaste
i am getting a headache

[suppliesdemand]

[Looks around, but only at about his own eye-level]

I will once I can figure out where you are.

[poeticroach]

(Archy waves, then tries banging on the carriage return a few times to make a little *ding ding ding* noise.)

down here
do be careful where you step

[lowesteemforyou]

[they were on my face just a moment ago]

Um...

[nocturnemission]

Ahh! Why is the world all distorted?

[lowesteemforyou]

I've been asking myself the same question for the last seventeen years.

[nocturnemission]

Really? Wow, how do you live with it?

[plzdontoustme]

[Did you ever see a puppy in glasses? Well, you have now.]

Oh, where'd these come from?

[suppliesdemand]

[Well, I can't quite see the puppy in glasses right now.]

Where did what come from?

[plzdontoustme]

These... things on my face.

[Trying to shake them off or knock them off with a hand/paw.]

[suppliesdemand]

Hold still. Let me try to get them, before you break them.

[Gropes clumsily for your face/muzzle.]

[paterpeacock]

[Suddenly- this ~~impossibly fabulous~~ fellow finds himself with a missing monocle. Now how did ~~that~~ happen?]

My, what an inconvenience...

[johnsmithn7]

[Flashlightface has a new monocle]

...

[paterpeacock]

[And a handsome one it is~]

... A machine?

[johnsmithn7]

Yes.

[shigeharu]

[wat. takes off the hipster glasses that have mysteriously appeared on his face and examines them.]

[nocturnemission]

[Has Hipster+ glasses.]

You too, huh? I wonder what the deal is.

[shigeharu]

They make me feel oddly...pretentious!

[nocturnemission]

Really? I just feel like I should be trying to sneak into somewhere I don't belong.