[Fourth Wall Mistletoe!]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[In the excitement of camp's visitors, it might be easy to overlook small clusters of what looks to be mistletoe, but anyone who's been in camp through a December or July would certainly know what it means if they did notice it

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[comesquickly]

...Aww, man. Again?

[dickaster]

I thought this was over.

[comesquickly]

I know! Ugh. I really don't want a repeat of July.

[dickaster]

... I can't believe that was really just last month.

[comesquickly]

It seems like it's been a lot longer.

[dickaster]

Hopefully in a good way.

[comesquickly]

Well, yeah.

[dickaster]

Just checking.

[comesquickly]

[leans in and kisses you. it doesn't feel like a terribly mistletoe-compelled kiss.]

[dickaster]

[you know, I'm okay with that!]

[comesquickly]

[awesome. let's just keep making out and hope my cousin doesn't notice]

[dickaster]

[I'm sure we're really not conspicuous at all right now]

[comesquickly]

[not remotely]

[dickaster]

[nothing to see here, just two tiny superheroes smooching up a storm]

[comesquickly]

[and definitely not giving each other mouth to mouth, or trying to get some weird bat-device out of your mouth, or anything else.]

[dickaster]

[pulls back, but not much, grinning]

Good mistletoe.