4th wall DIBS

[borncaptain]

Welcome to camp, all dopplegangers, alternate reality people (I feel your pain), talking lions, etc etc. This place is awesome except for the sex rule and the occassional land shark attack (it's the bodies that give you a tough time, believe me). More importantly, I just want to ask everyone a favour. If you see another James T. Kirk, I get first

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[tobewhatyouwant]

E-Eh?

[borncaptain]

Hi!

[tobewhatyouwant]

Hello. Uh. Would you mind repeating that?

[borncaptain]

I have first dibs on another sexy James T. Kirk that comes by?

[tobewhatyouwant]

[going RED]

N-No, not that part! The other part!

[borncaptain]

No sex allowed?

[tobewhatyouwant]

[!!!!]

NO! A-Alternate realities?

[borncaptain]

Oh, right. I forget everyone's new to that. When a timeline splits over an event or a major decision, an alternate timeline is formed.

[tobewhatyouwant]

A-And then...?

[borncaptain]

And then what? This is the only place where you can meet up.

[tobewhatyouwant]

...

Is this... some sort of Sci-Fi otaku gathering? That's what it is, isn't it?

[borncaptain]

No. This is genuine.

[tobewhatyouwant]

[giving him a good look]

S-So... you're really...?

[borncaptain]

I'm really a captain from outer space.

[tobewhatyouwant]

O-Oh.

[borncaptain]

Relax. We all make that mistake.