4th wall DIBS

[borncaptain]

Welcome to camp, all dopplegangers, alternate reality people (I feel your pain), talking lions, etc etc. This place is awesome except for the sex rule and the occassional land shark attack (it's the bodies that give you a tough time, believe me). More importantly, I just want to ask everyone a favour. If you see another James T. Kirk, I get first

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[takeme2urpants]

...

Damn.

[borncaptain]

You snooze, you lose.

[takeme2urpants]

I had been busy!

You know where I am, should you need a third.

[borncaptain]

I'll keep it in mind.

[takeme2urpants]

This is all I ask.

How have you been, of late? It has been some time.

[borncaptain]

Me? I'm always good.

[takeme2urpants]

While improbable, I am glad to hear it. ♥

[borncaptain]

What about you? Spot anyone familiar?

[takeme2urpants]

Yes, actually--my Subcommander DAX.

[...CONFLICTING EMOTIONS, mostly happy]

[borncaptain]

Not a happy meeting, I take it.

[takeme2urpants]

It is a bit... awkward. But, seeing as he has yet to live through the reason I find it so, perhaps I should simply... clear my mind.

Truly, he is a good man, and I am very happy to see him again.

[borncaptain]

But is he as good-looking as me?

[takeme2urpants]

Well, he is VUX. You realize how biased I am. ♥

[borncaptain]

Got it.

[takeme2urpants]

...He reminds me a bit of First Officer Spock in mannerisms, actually. Perhaps you would get along with him.

[borncaptain]

Uh, I think one Spock is enough for the universe.