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[ateyourbaby]

[TODAY, there is a little girl talking to a bunch of moogles. Isn't that adorable?]

Niche is going to eat you. But not today. Eating kupo meat is for emerging seas.

[Fourth wall welcome! eta: my internet is shitting its pants so if I disappear, THAT'S WHY]

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[thepunchisboss]

What is that thing?

[ateyourbaby]

It's kupo meat.

[thepunchisboss]

It's alive.

[ateyourbaby]

Because Niche isn't eating them now.

[hyperneurosis]

... Mr. Saltzman?

[thepunchisboss]

Caroline.

[boldstarring]

[eyes Caroline for a moment, observing, and then -]

You're Alaric Saltzman?

[thepunchisboss]

Have we met?

[boldstarring]

No, actually - I know Damon. The Damon that's been here, anyway.

[thepunchisboss]

The... um. What?

[boldstarring]

There's like two of them floating around. It feels kind of unsafe.

[thepunchisboss]

Two Damons.

[boldstarring]

Welcome to camp!

[thepunchisboss]

Camp.

What the hell is going on here?

[boldstarring]

I ignored the giant explanation because it was entirely too verbose, but this is a multidimensional summer-slash-prison camp and something is weird about the barrier which means people from all over are coming in, hence the multiple Damons or whatever.

[thepunchisboss]

*B-blink*

Right. So someone in this place pulls people in.