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[ateyourbaby]

[TODAY, there is a little girl talking to a bunch of moogles. Isn't that adorable?]

Niche is going to eat you. But not today. Eating kupo meat is for emerging seas.

[Fourth wall welcome! eta: my internet is shitting its pants so if I disappear, THAT'S WHY]

Comments

[crisscrossing]

... Niche.

[ateyourbaby]

Hi, Red Hanna.

[crisscrossing]

Don't eat them period, how's that.

[ateyourbaby]

Nope.

[crisscrossing]

Look, you know what they do, right?

[ateyourbaby]

They say, "Kupo!"

[crisscrossing]

If someone here dies, they bring them back to life. Plus, food here is free! Why would you eat them!

[ateyourbaby]

They're small so they're tastier.

[crisscrossing]

... Seriously, Niche. Don't.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche isn't eating them right now.

[crisscrossing]

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[ateyourbaby]

It's for emerging seas. It's an emerging sea port to call.

[crisscrossing]

Uh, okay, I have no idea what that is but basically! If you eat them, people are gonna die and stay dead and it'll pretty much be entirely your fault so don't do that, deal? Deal.

[ateyourbaby]

An emerging sea! When it's bad!

[crisscrossing]

You know what would make it worse? You eating the moogles.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche isn't eating them right now!