THE FOURTH WALL STRIKES BACK.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, y'all! I guess this is what you'd call an overflow post!

[FOURTH WALL KICKOFF CONTINUATIONS to avoid captcha / the old post filling. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.]

Comments

[cocky_verymuch]

... Fuck my life.

[bitingcynicism]

... Damon?

[cocky_verymuch]

Do I know you?

[bitingcynicism]

[Hackles rising, rising...]

... So you're from outside.

[cocky_verymuch]

Start making sense any day now.

[bitingcynicism]

There's another you here. I'm familiar with him.

[cocky_verymuch]

*SO CONFUSED. Though that does correlate with what Elijah said.*

Who are you?

[bitingcynicism]

Kiryuu Zero. A vampire hunter.

[cocky_verymuch]

In that case, guess I should probably kill you and get it over with.

[bitingcynicism]

[Whipping out gun and holding it at arm's length.]

You don't threaten me, vampire. Don't think i won't shoot you just because I know the other one. You are not the one that matters.

[ TBC

[dotdotdotmunch]

...Damon?

[bitingcynicism]

Not the same one.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Not the same--What does that even mean?

[bitingcynicism]

He's not the one who's been here all this time.

[dotdotdotmunch]

... Oh god.

[bitingcynicism]

Yeah.

It sounds like another problem.