Caffeine Needs No Hype

[windowtothe]

[There is a lady sippin' at a cup of coffee. She has more where that came from.]

Want some?

[She also has some snacks.]

Comments

[2nd_slinger]

[Glances up, having been fiddling with a small toolkit and what looks like a set of shiny coasters.]

Huh? Oh, uh... Sure.

[windowtothe]

[pours him a cup and nods to the left as she does so]

Fake sugar and everything's over here if you don't like it black.

[2nd_slinger]

... Normally I'd answer that by sayin', "I like it black, like my men," but for some reason I'm unaccountably worried you wouldn't get that I was quotin' Airplane!, so...

Black is fine.

[windowtothe]

My cinematic experience has you that on edge?

[hands the cup over]

[burgercraving]

Does it come with a side of anything good?

[windowtothe]

There are snacks too.

[burgercraving]

Well, that's close.

[windowtothe]

Another satisfied customer!

Except that I haven't actually gotten you anything, and I'm not charging. But still. You can help yourself to the snacks if you want.

[stolengood]

Yes.

[windowtothe]

[pouring!]

How do you like it?

[stolengood]

I didn't have any yet.

[windowtothe]

I meant, how do you like it prepared? I've got all your essential non-sugar sweeteners.

[succubusting]

If you're offering.

[windowtothe]

I am actually.

Also, hey stranger. How've you been?

[succubusting]

Can't complain, I guess, other than the same as always. I haven't seen you around much.

[windowtothe]

Is that a complaint or just a fact?

[onmychest]

Yes, please!

[windowtothe]

Comin' right up.

[onmychest]

Why, thank you.

[windowtothe]

You're very welcome!

You want any sweetener or anything?