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[areplicatedhope]

[this morning at the mess hall it is ... well it's not Tuesday so surely there should be something healthy, right?

Wrong.

I hope you like your Tuesday Soup now baked into muffins. How? Who knows.]

Uh ... I don't think I'm hungry any more!

Comments

[odiousialist]

...oh ew.

[areplicatedhope]

Isn't it? I thought I'd seen gross before, but this takes the cake!

...oh. Now Jade has me doing puns too.

[odiousialist]

[picks up his cup of tea and moves a few steps away from the muffins]

Jade?

[areplicatedhope]

He's a friend of mine. You know him?

[manliestparagon]

Great. Maybe I'll just spend the whole day drunk instead.

[areplicatedhope]

Won't that make you sick?

[manliestparagon]

I think I'd rather face that. I'm on a decidedly human-free diet.

[areplicatedhope]

Yeah ... cannibalism isn't something I want to do either.

[skirtindanger]

.... [dropping the hell out of a muffin]

[areplicatedhope]

Do you think it's real?

[skirtindanger]

I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I want to try and find out.

[areplicatedhope]

Yeah ... I know I'm picky about my food but no-one would expect us to eat this, right?

[goingknowhere]

I'm not eating this.

[areplicatedhope]

You're not going to make us eat it either, right?

[goingknowhere]

I think that might count as manslaughter

[areplicatedhope]

I don't think there's really people in here.

[booksaretouchin]

[counting on his fingers...]

Wait hold on. It ain't Tuesday!

[areplicatedhope]

I know. That's what makes this so bad! If you can't trust that at least on Wednesday we'll have something we can eat, then what can you trust?

[booksaretouchin]

Maybe they had leftovers from yesterday and didn't know how to use 'em.

[areplicatedhope]

How much did they make...?