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[tasteslikehair]

[there's a girl.

she's holding a lobster.

she looks confused.]

...Now, where did I put the potato?

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[climaxinside]

W-Where did that even come from?

[tasteslikehair]

Where did what come from?

[climaxinside]

Ummm....The lobster?

1/2

[tasteslikehair]

Oh yeah... [giggle]

1/2

[tasteslikehair]

This one time, I had a towel that had a picture of a chicken on it.

[tasteslikehair]

...but then my brother ate it.

[smoothcriminal]

[staring at the lobster, looking equally confused]

[tasteslikehair]

I was saving one for when I got a lobster, too.

[smoothcriminal]

What's a lobster?

[tasteslikehair]

...this?

[holds up the lobster]

[recordeadpan]

[taking a picture]

[tasteslikehair]

[poses with the lobster]

[recordeadpan]

Recorded.

[tasteslikehair]

Hi.

[x_autnihil]

Were you cooking something?

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[tasteslikehair]

Once I have a lobtato I'm going to make lobster mashed potatoes like at this really fancy restaurant I go to with my ping pong club.

[x_autnihil]

What is a lobtato?

[tasteslikehair]

It's a potato that also tastes like lobster.