[Library Post]

[awizarddidnt]

[There is a man intently pouring over old, possibly arcane tomes.

That is until an orange tabby climbs onto his table and deposits a dead mouse directly on the open book.]

... Thank you, kitty.

[[Miiiingle and such. Running this mostly with Anders, but Garrus can come out as necessary, too]]

Comments

[magicalgenis]

...ewwww.

[awizarddidnt]

My sentiments exactly.

[canbenofleas]

[Why do you not appreciate my hard work.]

[magicalgenis]

I guess it's a nice gesture, but still pretty gross.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . It's obviously a mouser.

[Oh dear, the poor books]

[awizarddidnt]

[poor books indeed]

I suppose I should be proud of him.

[runstowardsfire]

*fishes out some old paper from a waste bin*

Shame you can't eat it, but we can bury it anyway.

[awizarddidnt]

Are you proposing we hold a mouse funeral?

[floralingual]

[ and maka told him there weren't cats around, sheesh ]

So there are normal animals here...

[athousandandnun]

Oh yes, there are quite a few.

[floralingual]

Well, for a moment I was under the impression that they were all strangely colored or oversized.

[athousandandnun]

Oh, there are a lot of unique animals too, but there are many normal ones too, usually as pets.

[actionpainting]

[carrying a bunch of science-y looking books]

Aww. It gave you a present.

[awizarddidnt]

I'll have to teach him how to tie ribbons.

[actionpainting]

A gift bag might be a more cat friendly option.

[awizarddidnt]

Possibly. But where's the fun in that?

[esp_not_pms]

...the librarians won't be happy if that drips.

[awizarddidnt]

Dead things don't bleed, so unless someone squeezes it, I think we'll be alright.

[esp_not_pms]

That's good, especially if you haven't finished that page yet.

[awizarddidnt]

No, I haven't. Now I have to pick the thing up. Eugh.