Requiem of Sunshine and Rainbows
[It was a bright and sunny day; the fluffy, white, ominous clouds drifted slowly across the sky--except at occasional intervals, when their shadows were seen to hasten slightly over the cabins thanks to a refreshing and malevolent breeze (for it is in Camp Fuck You Die that our post lies), rustling the corn, and gently ruffling the feathers of birds singing an appropriately cheery and grim tune for any brave or foolish camper who would risk traveling about in such conditions.
And woe be to any such being on this day, for unbeknownst to them, a grimbright creature never before seen by the camp’s naïve population stalked the land by cover of sunlight, no doubt searching for its next victim. But no matter how clever it thought itself to be, its monstrous nature could not be hidden forever, for when it stepped into the shade of a nearby tree, the creature’s skin could clearly be seen to be... GLOWING! LIKE A LIGHTBULB!
The iridescent monster then opened its fanged maw and uttered these terrifying words:]
Oh
Okay Im A Vampire Now Apparently
And woe be to any such being on this day, for unbeknownst to them, a grimbright creature never before seen by the camp’s naïve population stalked the land by cover of sunlight, no doubt searching for its next victim. But no matter how clever it thought itself to be, its monstrous nature could not be hidden forever, for when it stepped into the shade of a nearby tree, the creature’s skin could clearly be seen to be... GLOWING! LIKE A LIGHTBULB!
The iridescent monster then opened its fanged maw and uttered these terrifying words:]
Oh
Okay Im A Vampire Now Apparently