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[dermatophobia]

[There's some guy over by the cornfield shooting the ever loving hell out of a pack of zombies-doesn't seem like he's missing so far, either! Or, at least, he wasn't until a hapless crow pecked at the new and ominous countdown timer and was flung right into his head.]

. . . Ugh.

[OOC: Will be a touch slow! New voice, new icons, etc etc]
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[fallsforyou]

Oh, my gosh.

[dermatophobia]

You should move to a safer distance, miss.

[fallsforyou]

[ look your advice is going right over her head!! ... partly because she's dead but still ]

What are you doing?

[dermatophobia]

Exterminating these demons. If you continue to stay this close, you should be aware the risk to your safety is high.

[fallsforyou]

They're not demons, they're zombies.

[dermatophobia]

Zombies may be the colloquial term, but demon is an accurate description.

[fallsforyou]

Who are you supposed to be? Buffy the Demon Slayer?

[dermatophobia]

I'm an Exorcist.

[PRESENT: OFFICIAL LOOKING EXORCIST BADGE]

[fallsforyou]

[ looks at badge

looks at him

looks at badge ]

. . . Oh.

[dermatophobia]

[Stuffs badge back into his coat]

Not everyone is familiar with the uniform.

[fallsforyou]

I'm definitely not.

Well, it was nice meeting you and all, but I have to go.

[ slowly backing away

go away exorcists ]

[dermatophobia]

I would appreciate that. As I said before, you should be at a safer distance.

[fallsforyou]

Right!

Although maybe you should . . . not do that. Take a break.

[dermatophobia]

I will have to eventually . . . It doesn't seem as though I've made a dent in their numbers at all.

[fallsforyou]

Maybe that's a sign to give it up and let the undead continue to be, well, undead.

[dermatophobia]

That would be putting countless lives at risk.