itp: you're going to need a bigger boat

[cuebattlemusic]

[GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! It's Shark Week. No, not that one. SHARKS EVERYWHERE. IN YOUR SOUP. IN YOUR BATHTUB. IN YOUR CLOSET. FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.

SHAAAAAAAAmingleAAAAAAARKS]

Comments

[zerozerogrump]

[calmly shoots the shark in his closet]

[acceleratederp]

004?

[zerozerogrump]

Looks like we have a bit of an infestation.

[acceleratederp]

A big one.

[jerkchester]

What the fuck?!

[ateyourbaby]

MEAT!

[jerkchester]

...

Yeah, okay, help yourself kid.

[ateyourbaby]

[hairsword time]

[reach_within]

[flying... shark...]

... Okay, no more Discovery channel.

[rhymeswithpain]

[SHARKPUNCH]

[reach_within]

... Uh.

[tobethemiracle]

[raises his head from his MASS OF PAPER EVERYWHERE.]

That sure is a flying shark.

[bluetilator]

[guess who has caught her own shark and is waving it about]

Perhaps Marcy would enjoy a pet.

[runstowardsfire]

*might actually be feeling sorry for the shark*

. . . Does Marcy even know how to keep a pet?

[bluetilator]

Keeping a pet is not difficult. Most can feed themselves.

[runstowardsfire]

What's the shark going to do for food in Camp?

[actionpainting]

And me without a scuba tank.

[nosenolimits]

... It could be worse. They could be robot attack sharks.

[actionpainting]

Hey, they still could be. Cleverly disguised as normal flying sharks, just waiting for the right moment to strike.

[nosenolimits]

Well gee, guess I jinxed us.