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[cake_and_death]

[SO. for the last... ssssseveral weeks, you may have noticed a decline in the quality of the food being served at the messhall. not every dish is bad, but the ones that are? they've been real doozies. and they looked so goodtake today for example. it's baking day, and those pies, cookies, and cupcakes all smell delicious! but be careful biting into

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[runstowardsfire]

*drops a cupcake on the table and watches as it dents the surface*

. . .

[It's so like her baking when she was 5 years old . . . And on the other hand, it's a waste of food.]

[mylittlepwner]

[peering over the edge of the table]

. . . humans don't . . . eat stuff like that, do they?

[runstowardsfire]

Hello again.

Not when you can use it as offensive weaponry. I'm half tempted to go back there and check if it wasn't dwarfs doing the baking.

[mylittlepwner]

Been there, done that! What's a dwarf?

[runstowardsfire]

They're a race of people back at home--very clever at making things. The dwarfs look like shorter humans most of the time. And they sometimes fight with axes and battle bread--though not very much now because it's supposed to be a time of peace.

[mylittlepwner]

Battle bread. Sweet! Oh, wait, that's battle pie, huh. [I AM SO WITTY]

[runstowardsfire]

*erm . . .*

I'm not sure if it's meant for eating. Sort of like these things. *gestures at the inedible cakes*

[mylittlepwner]

Oh, right. Sweet means cool.

[runstowardsfire]

Ah . . . I have had some trouble with the many ways to say "cool" around here.

*one more for the notebook of slang phrases then*

[mylittlepwner]

You . . . know it doesn't mean cold, right?

[runstowardsfire]

Yes--I also know that "neat" can mean cool as well.

[mylittlepwner]

Well, cool is cooler than neat.

[runstowardsfire]

Yes--my roommate and other people probably change them around to vary their speech every now and then.

[mylittlepwner]

Who's your roommate?

[runstowardsfire]

She calls herself the Breeze and we have a room in Admiral ZEX's ship.

[mylittlepwner]

Nice name.