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[cake_and_death]

[SO. for the last... ssssseveral weeks, you may have noticed a decline in the quality of the food being served at the messhall. not every dish is bad, but the ones that are? they've been real doozies. and they looked so goodtake today for example. it's baking day, and those pies, cookies, and cupcakes all smell delicious! but be careful biting into

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[comesquickly]

[is eating like he barely notices the difference]

[takemyothereye]

[this face]

[comesquickly]

[with his mouth full]

Whht?

[takemyothereye]

It tastes like death.

[comesquickly]

[glances at the food] Okay, so it's not great...

[takemyothereye]

You shouldn't eat it.

[comesquickly]

Why not? It's not like it's Tuesday.

[takemyothereye]

. . .

That's not the only problem here.

[comesquickly]

So, what is?

[takemyothereye]

The cook.

[comesquickly]

What about him?

[takemyothereye]

I don't know. But something's not right in there.

[dickaster]

Dude, are you really that hungry?

[comesquickly]

Uh, yeah?

[dickaster]

[tossing a rock-hard muffin from hand to hand]

I think you could knock a guy out with one of these things.

[comesquickly]

They're not that much worse than Megan's cookies.