[Somewhere in camp, a man is carrying on a one-sided conversation with what appears to be a
mythical creature.]
It's been enough time, don't you think? I could have used your company, especially after everyone else left! It can't be that interesting, spending time in all that grain. Rather dull, isn't it?
Not that I'm not glad to see you now, of course. I would simply appreciate it if these visits were more frequent.
[Or maybe he's just talking to thin air -- but if that's the case, your heart's not very pure, is it?]
((Same as ever -- if you're pure of heart, or have some sort of ~magical cheat~, then you can see the unicorn! If you can't, well. Feel free to mock all those silly people talking to themselves.))