itp: did you know that a hippo's sweat is pink?

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[TODAY IN YOUR MESS HALL:

You might notice that your food has an adorable little face. It looks like a puppy! HOW CUTE. Wait, is it talking?]

Hey, did you know?

[mameshiba post! The mameshiba will relate a random, possibly uncomfortable fact. If you want to help run this, ping Niche or boatmom in chan!]

Comments

[comesquickly]

[i eat too fast to notice]

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Kyaaaaaaaa.

[comesquickly]

...Huh?

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[already mush 8( I hope you get a stomachache]

[acloneforever]

... [pokes one]

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Hey, did you know? When Superman first appeared, he couldn't fly!

[acloneforever]

What? Of course he was able to!

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Nope!

[thornyproblem]

Did... you say something?

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Hey, did you know? The Eiffel Tower in Paris, France leans slightly toward the shade on sunny days!

[thornyproblem]

[wat]

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Mameshiba fact!

[suppliesdemand]

... Excuse me?

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Hey, did you know? A flu outbreak canceled the 1919 Stanley Cup when too many players were too ill to play past the fifth game.

[suppliesdemand]

No, I didn't know that.

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Mameshiba fact!

[hardlyboy]

[staring at the bean in her soup spoon]

--pardon?

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Hey, did you know? ‘Aposiopesis’ is the official name of the rhetorical style in which you deliberately fail to complete a sentence!

[hardlyboy]

... I. Yes, I did know that. What are you...?

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Mameshiba fact!