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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Particularly you counselors, 'cause I sure did get that shipment in this morning! I spent aaaaall afternoon divvyin' it up for y'all and let me tell you, I sure am excited and hope to see y'all using this stuff

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[takeme2urpants]

[Holds a bullwhip in his tentacles]

[Just]

[Sort of staring at it]

[butterflybuldge]

Right when you couldn't be any more of a walking fetish.

[takeme2urpants]

[Just looks up at Pappi. SILENT AND BEWILDERED.]

[butterflybuldge]

It seems camp finally broke you.

[takeme2urpants]

It--

I do wish this place would stop teasing me and simply lift the sex ban already.

[butterflybuldge]

But that would be all fun and no agony.

[takeme2urpants]

Apparently it would be both.

[Gestures with bullwhip.]

[butterflybuldge]

I can barely look at you right now - you're too kinky to exist.

[takeme2urpants]

I feel that, should we come any closer to one another, this place may explode.

[butterflybuldge]

What are you implying about me?

[takeme2urpants]

That with your gorgeousness and my sexual deviancy, we could rule the world.

[butterflybuldge]

... hmm. ♥

[takeme2urpants]

[♥]

Have you met anyone interesting, of late?

[butterflybuldge]

I saw a VUX in armor.

[takeme2urpants]

How dashing. Did you need a VUX in armor at the time?

[butterflybuldge]

No, but it was pretty funny.