[. . . but that's something else entirely!]
Good afternoon, everyone. I suppose I'll get to the point: I've been brought at my client's request to aid you all in moving past traumatic events, as those seem to be fairly commonplace here. But I can't imagine any of you would need my help with that, would you?
Regardless, I would be Yamatoya Suzu; it's very nice to meet you all.
[ nearby you'll see
a giant, menacing dude with a sword and two little boys with a load of black cats hanging off them. the ball of cloth (skull) suzu is holding is also relevant for the spiritually sensitive, but i would prefer it not be mentioned. (included in the linked post.) otherwise, standard warnings apply!
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