itp: b-rated horror flicks

[jackoclubs]

[IT IS NIGHTTIME NOW, and somewhere in Camp there is a series of chairs gathered around a giant television! And on that television is the movie Spooky Mansion, which is quite possibly the worst horror movie you have ever seen

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[skirtindanger]

... from Venus?

[jackoclubs]

They're supposedly highly radioactive. And very dangerous.

And very spooky.

[skirtindanger]

Who comes up with this stuff?

[jackoclubs]

Someone who has a lot of time on their hands.

[bronevolence]

[...oh my god this technology. OH BRAVE NEW WORLD.]

[jackoclubs]

[WHAT A VERY EXCITED FACE YOU HAVE THERE SIR]

New to televisions?

[bronevolence]

Yes. I'd heard someone mention this before, but I hadn't seen one in action yet.

[jackoclubs]

Then I guess this is where I welcome you to the wonderful world of really bad horror movies.

[haspinkglasses]

Oh oh! Have any popcorn?

[jackoclubs]

[triumphantly holding a bowl above his head!]

[haspinkglasses]

Great!

[jackoclubs]

No movie marathon is complete without popcorn.

[revodouchenary]

( No matter how terrible this movie is, he's just. Glued to it because REALLY mini people in boxes how fucking cool is that. )

[jackoclubs]

[noticing this! and handing him a bowl of popcorn]

Want some?

[revodouchenary]

( ....unsure. )

What is this?

[jackoclubs]

Popcorn. It's... uh, popped corn.

[hawkwardmoment]

[...whoa moving pictures in a box]

[jackoclubs]

[COOL ISN'T IT?]

. . . you're new to television too, aren't you?

[hawkwardmoment]

[VERY]

That's a television? When I read about it, I thought it would be smaller.

[jackoclubs]

They come in smaller sizes. This is just a bigger one.