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[halfcocked]

[SOMEWHERE.]

Hakuren, my pants feel kinda tight.

[ . . . you might overhear it.]

(( 8D

ETA: sleepindrs ))

Comments

[a_holy_oak]

[only half-paying attention] Then change them.

[halfcocked]

Did you shrink my clothes or something??

[a_holy_oak]

Why would I do that?

[halfcocked]

Doesn't that happen to laundry sometimes? Don't ask me like I know shit about laundry . . .

[coming to actually find Hakuren!]

[gavehimhead]

[this sounds like a conversation I should ignore, gosh this book sure is interesting]

[halfcocked]

Fine, I'll just take 'em off!

[gavehimhead]

. . .

[you know what, it's not even worth it to say anything to that. BACK TO READING]

[halfcocked]

[what's with the librarian chick over there reading]

[littlestsoldier]

Pervert.

[halfcocked]

It's not my fault he shrunk them!

[littlestsoldier]

Huh...they do look a little smaller.

[halfcocked]

See, it's not because I got fat! He just won't admit it!

[a_mighty_oak]

Are you getting fat?

[halfcocked]

Shut up, Shuri, did you do the laundry??

[I'M GOING TO COME OVER TO FIND YOU TOO!]

[a_mighty_oak]

No, it's not my fault!

[halfcocked]

Hakuren's lying, he says I got fat!

[comin' over sup Shuri]

[healingcock]

I hear that's a problem for boys your age.

[watchmycannon]

Only his age?

[healingcock]

Well--

[healingcock]

--wait. No. I'm mad at you. Your flirty-voice isn't supposed to distract me.