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[mindlessvandal]

[TODAY IN CAMP, WHY... YOU MIGHT FIND THAT SOMETHING ODD IS HAPPENING! As you near the center of camp, something pops up behind you. And that thing is:

EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD PHOTO(S) OF YOUR CHARACTER, floating beside them, refusing to go away.

It's like a nightmare-fueled waltz through every horrible yearbook photo they've ever taken]

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Comments

[burgercraving]

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[mindlessvandal]

Is that a moustache!

[burgercraving]

It's a shadow!

[mindlessvandal]

'Cause I'd give you a moustache ride any day of the week, love.

[burgercraving]

I know that it must be hard going all those years without glasses, but this? Is still the face of someone not invested in letting some overgrown poodle motorboat me.

[mindlessvandal]

That's a lot of words to describe a fantasy sequence that you are allegedly not interested in.

[burgercraving]

I've got a good imagination when it comes to the grotesque, what can I say? Now go away.

[mindlessvandal]

Have you seen the things I can do with my tongue?

[burgercraving]

I'm not a big fan of Animal Planet.

[mindlessvandal]

How 'bout if I used a stallion metaphor?

[burgercraving]

A bunch of people here already turned into ponies. I wasn't that impressed by them, either.

[mindlessvandal]

Good thing I didn't say "pony" then, huh?

[burgercraving]

It's all the same at the end of the day.

[00_07]

Is that you?

[burgercraving]

No, it's my ugly step sister.

[00_07]

... you're joking, right?