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[daddyderpest]

I feel a Friendship Evening is in order! I have prepared name tags and refreshments to help in getting to know each other better. If anyone has any vampire-related issues feel free to talk to me!

[there are indeed name tags, fruit juice and cookies on a table. the cookies are... edible at best]

[there is now also a glittery 'VAMPIRES WELCOME'

Comments

[tasteslikehair]

Yay I love cookies!

[daddyderpest]

Excellent! Have as many as you like!

[tasteslikehair]

[giggling]

Okay!

[daddyderpest]

Take a name tag, too!

[name tags have many fine cutesy stickers of farm life discovered in the Arts and Crafts Hut]

[criticalbit]

[COOKIES

--wait]

Uh, Headmaster! What kind are these?

[daddyderpest]

They're orange flavour with chocolate chips. I was trying out a new recipe.

[criticalbit]

Was it a recipe you made up yourself?

[daddyderpest]

No no, I found it in the library. I did have to substitute some ingredients but I'm sure they're delicious.

[bronevolence]

[takes a cup of juice...passes on the cookies, though.]

[daddyderpest]

Would you also like a name tag, young man?

[bronevolence]

[well, it would be kind of rude to refuse...]

Ah, certainly.

[daddyderpest]

[hands you one with little cartoon cows on it]

Be sure to write your name on it in clear letters!

[bitingcynicism]

[I have a name tag. I dislike you immensely.]

... Why are we doing this?

[daddyderpest]

It's to help in getting to know people better, Kiryuu-kun! It's very good of you to help me out like this.

[bitingcynicism]

I don't see why you can't just ask around.

[daddyderpest]

This is much more friendly and efficient! People will see that I am the kind of adult they can look to for help and guidance.

[sadomasokillhim]

[cookies!!!]

[daddyderpest]

Take as many as you want. I made hundreds!

[sadomasokillhim]

How long did that take?

[daddyderpest]

Oh, not very long. There was a lot of flour.