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[TONIGHT OUT NEAR THE FIELDS, but probably a little too close to the cabins for comfort: FIREWORKS. More specifically, boxes and boxes of fireworks in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of legality, with matches (and a fire extinguisher or two) at the ready. Hope you weren't hoping to head to bed early because--

BOOM... yes

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[healerhat]

[Clapping!]

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[setting up a row of big ones]

[healerhat]

[THIS IS GOING TO BE SO COOL

maybe getting closer than is entirely advisable]

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[pauses, box of matches in hand]

Oh, uh. Stand back, I'm a professional? That sounds about right!

[newfangled]

Who the fuck gave you explosives.

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Conman! Help me put these in a line!

[newfangled]

No. I am not enabling this.

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It's happening either way! Are you gonna be part of the magic or not?

[cross_stitched]

[standing near Hanna, watching]

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No no no, a bigger one! Let's find a bigger one, oh man.

[cross_stitched]

Is that a good idea...?

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It's the BEST idea. Come on!

[d_d_doctor_dick]

You blow yer arm off an' I ain't reattachin' it.

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... But would you give me a hook hand? 'cause I think I could rock that!

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Then yeh'd take someone's eye out. No.

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A peg arm?

[daddyderpest]

Be careful where you set those off!

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What? Oh! No, I'm being careful! Super careful.

[daddyderpest]

I should hope so. You could seriously injure someone who got too close!

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[... offers a sparkler?]

Sorry, sir.