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MISTLETOE PART 2: THE PLANT STRIKES BACK

Jul 02, 2011 06:24

Boy, it sure looks like we could invest in a couple of weed whackers!

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musclebeast_nut July 2 2011, 13:51:41 UTC

((New and continued threads for Equius))

flylittlepony July 2 2011, 14:11:48 UTC

[going to just sit here with eyes closed waiting for it to happen probably mewling a bit please don't let it be too sweaty oh god]

musclebeast_nut July 2 2011, 14:28:52 UTC

[In all your miserable troll life, you never thought you would be standing under any sort of ACCURSED KISSWEED with a young, delicate musclebeast to be the one standing just opposite. But it's time to face the facts now. You carefully kneel in front of the creature, shaking slightly as you lean in...]

musclebeast_nut July 2 2011, 14:29:03 UTC

[Out of nowhere, you feel the OVERWHELMING URGE to turn your head to the side. As gently as you can possibly manage, you lean your face into the small pony's FLUFFY PINK MANE. Your sweat soaks into it almost immediately.]

flylittlepony July 2 2011, 14:32:22 UTC

[have you ever seen a pony shriek and jump without actually making noise or moving? this is what it looks like.]

musclebeast_nut July 2 2011, 15:01:52 UTC

[After a moment, you snap out of your URGE and come to your senses. You immediately put an APPROPRIATE PERSONAL DISTANCE between you and the pony.]

D --> Ahem
D --> That wasn't as
D --> Troubling as I was e%pecting

flylittlepony July 2 2011, 15:41:01 UTC

Right.

[feeling so dirty right now. dirty and sweaty oh Celestia so sweaty.]

musclebeast_nut July 3 2011, 01:57:30 UTC

D --> I shall take my leave, then
D --> Before the kissweed has the chance to reactivate its effe%

[You turn and STRONG LEAP toward the STATIONHIVE, sweat more than likely trailing behind you as you go.]

flylittlepony July 3 2011, 02:22:26 UTC

[once she regains mobility there is a very much needed wash coming her way]

archaelologist July 2 2011, 22:33:04 UTC

[from here]

What exactly were you expecting?

musclebeast_nut July 3 2011, 01:59:05 UTC

D --> I had hoped to remove all traces of the kissweed from my personal vicinity
D --> It did not go as planned

archaelologist July 3 2011, 04:44:09 UTC

I'm afraid it's impossible.

musclebeast_nut July 3 2011, 04:46:03 UTC

D --> From what I understand of this planet, the kissweed is in season during the colder perigees
D --> If that is the case, why is it here now

archaelologist July 3 2011, 05:04:59 UTC

Camp likes to celebrate mistletoe season twice.

musclebeast_nut July 3 2011, 05:16:15 UTC

D --> So we are forced to deal with this despicabull plant for two entire Earth perigees
D --> This is ridicu100s

archaelologist July 3 2011, 05:24:13 UTC

I'm afraid so.

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