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[ballzaretouchin]

[Hello and welcome to Father's Day.

Those of you with dead dads will find yourselves stuck with lovely gold stars. The rest of you with living ones are shafted with the almost as nice but really, not at all, silver variety.

Of course, if you are someone's dead dad, you can settle for a pony. Aren't stickers fun?]

((this computer still sucks but

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

[silver star :|]

Seriously...?

((this is placeholderish until I get home))

[runstowardsfire]

*looks at that star and her own silver star*

Is there something going on today?

[easybreezyidiot]

It's Father's Day. I guess that's it.

[runstowardsfire]

There's a day for fathers? What do people do on Father's Day?

[goddamnbadman]

This is stupid and pointless.

[decidedly not staring at his gold star or pony.]

[ballzaretouchin]

[very busy making his pony jump over the gold star, wheeeeeeeeeeee]

[goddamnbadman]

Could you at least pretend you have a shred of dignity and pride for once?

[ballzaretouchin]

. . . Okay!

[dont_ingest]

[Somehow, this silver star is judging me]

[ballzaretouchin]

[they do that]

[but check out my sweet pony leaping over a gold star]

Hiya!

[needsahandjob]

[silver :(]

What?

[ballzaretouchin]

Who?

[needsahandjob]

Who what?

[ballzaretouchin]

. . . What?

[tickingtykebomb]

[ignoring her gold star in favor of shooting zombies :|]

[ballzaretouchin]

[ew guns]

[tickingtykebomb]

[we can't all be alien badasses, okay]

[ballzaretouchin]

[

but have you TRIED]