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Jun 16, 2011 22:30

[Tonight in the Center of Camp: There is a bonfire. You should all party.]

OOC: It's a mingle post, because Boatmom says so! I'll definitely be tagging, though!

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easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 05:45:19 UTC

Oh, oh, let's tell ghost stories!

[oh yeah. bandages on her arms!]

00_07 June 17 2011, 05:47:53 UTC

... are you sure that's a good idea?

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 05:51:05 UTC

Why not?

00_07 June 17 2011, 05:59:12 UTC

... I might get too scared.

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:05:33 UTC

That's the whole point!

[STORYTELLER VOICE]

Once upon a time, there was an old lady who lived alone with her dog. Yes, she lived alone. On the edge of a big... cornfield. One night, a dark and stormy night, she heard on the radio that a crazy axe murderer had escaped from the prison a few miles away. So she locked all of the windows and doors and made sure that her dog was lying by the side of her bed that night.

And do you know what happened next?

00_07 June 17 2011, 06:09:17 UTC

I-I don't know.

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:14:00 UTC

[her voice is getting lower and more creepy as this goes on, until she's almost whispering]

The old lady woke up in the middle of the night to a strange dripping sound. Afraid, she reached for her faithful dog, who licked her hand as always. But the dripping sound kept going, and she couldn't fall back to sleep, so she decided to investigate. She walked to the bathroom, thinking the shower might be dripping.

And do you know what happened then?

00_07 June 17 2011, 06:17:15 UTC

I-I don't want to know!

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:20:13 UTC

--When she opened the shower door, she found her dog's mutilated body hanging upside down from the shower head, the blood dripping onto the floor! Drip, drip, drip! And written in blood on the wall were the words humans can lick too!

The end!

00_07 June 17 2011, 06:28:25 UTC

[just staring at her, completely horrified]

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:31:58 UTC

[oblivious to the actual trauma she just caused]

That's the best one I know. Now you tell one.

00_07 June 17 2011, 06:38:35 UTC

... I don't want to tell a story like that.

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:43:33 UTC

Oh. Want me to tell another one?

00_07 June 17 2011, 06:50:34 UTC

N-no!

easybreezyidiot June 17 2011, 06:58:24 UTC

What's the matter?

00_07 June 17 2011, 07:00:21 UTC

That was the scariest story ever! It was worse than my nightmares!

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