ITP: douchebag magnet

[autovajin]

[ reappearance of the EGOTISTICAL DOUCHEBAG MAGNET: This magnet, of course, attracts all egotistical douchebags. Therefore if you are an egotistical douchebag you are now pulled towards said magnet with all the force of a great typhoon ]

Comments

[goddamnbadman]

[better hope no one's stuck between him and the magnet]

What now?

[autovajin]

[ already stuck on the other side ] I don't know!

[goddamnbadman]

If you're not going to be of any use, don't waste my time by talking!

[autovajin]

I'll talk if I want to!

[longestdream]

[watches from the side]

Now that'd be useful for prospective dates.

[autovajin]

Oi! Help a guy out here!

[longestdream]

Like how? [tilts head] I'm not sure pulling is the solution here.

[autovajin]

I don't know! Do something!

[x_autnihil]

*ajfdkahfd--*

What is this...?

[autovajin]

Welcome to the neighborhood.

[x_autnihil]

Is this yours? Or is it the latest annoyance in Camp?

[autovajin]

Camp's.

[toughcloaca]

Hmm. Wasn't aware humans were magnetic.

[autovajin]

We aren't!

[toughcloaca]

All kinds of possible explanations. Too many ways to test them. Not in job description, but can enjoy regardless.

[autovajin]

Oh, great. You're a scientist, aren't you?

[butterflybuldge]

[ ... curls around it ~gracefully~ ]

This is unfortunate.

[autovajin]

You're telling me!

[butterflybuldge]

Well, maybe we have to make all friendly. That seems to be the way out of these messes.

[autovajin]

I suck at that!