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[easybreezyidiot]

[This evening, a girl is lying at the edge of one of the cornfields. She is dirty, her arms and legs are scratched and bloody, and her shoes are completely wrecked. At first glance, she appears to be passed out or - if you're a naturally paranoid person - maybe dead. :| Do you investigate?]

((eta SLOWING WAY DOWN and probably stopping for the

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[autovajin]

Oi, I know you're not dead. Get up.

[easybreezyidiot]

[she doesn't move, but cracks one eye open and glares]

Bug off.

[autovajin]

You should feel ashamed of yourself. I thought you were actually dead.

[easybreezyidiot]

[lifts her head up]

This isn't ketchup, dude.

[coffeejesus]

Oh dear, are you alright?

[easybreezyidiot]

Doing great.

[manages to give her a thumbs up]

[coffeejesus]

[ kneels down & feels up your forehead ] Are you sure?

[easybreezyidiot]

[she looks awful but doesn't have a temperature]

I'm really, really thirsty.

[00_07]

--Breeze?!

[easybreezyidiot]

[tiny groan as she tries to sit up]

[00_07]

[sits down next to her]

W-what happened? Did the virus monster come back?

[easybreezyidiot]

Nothing. I'm okay.

[leaning back on her elbows already. SITTING UP IS TOO HARD]

[certifiably]

Ooh, bet you tripped.

[easybreezyidiot]

[just puts her hands over her face. GO AWAY GO AWAY >:C]

[certifiably]

Is anything broken? You lose points if nothing is broken!

[easybreezyidiot]

I didn't trip.

[pchaaair]

[> Tavros: Investigate your friend.]

uM,
bREEZE, aRE YOU OK,

[easybreezyidiot]

[attempting to sit up, but it's not going so well]

Uh huh.

[pchaaair]

aRE YOU SURE, bECAUSE, iT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THAT TO ME,

[easybreezyidiot]

I sort of... fell down.