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[archaeocalypse]

[It is a perfectly lovely day, lots of RAIN AND FROGS ... or just LOTS OF RAIN. Out at the local archaeology dig, there is a YOUNG ARCHAEOLOGY-INCLINED TROLL performing SERIOUS ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXCAVATION.

The less discerning would consider this to be SLIDING AROUND SHAMELESSLY IN THE MUD but they clearly are not as aware of the PROPER ARCHAEOLOGICAL

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[doubleornothiin]

ehehehe.
iit look2 liike youre really diiggiing thii2.

[archaeocalypse]

come on itll be fun! :DDD

[doubleornothiin]

[You LEVITATE down into the PIT.]

2ure ii gue22.
what are you even lookiing for iin thii2 place anyway?

[archaeocalypse]

clues about who came here before we did
i still think that its not really real
but its fun anyway
and now theres mud!

[doubleornothiin]

2o diid you actually fiind anythiing yet?
or are we ju2t goiing two 2iit here iin the diirt liike a couple of grub2.

[archaeocalypse]

no!
were going to slide around instead

[You push the MAGE OF DOOM with your TELEKINESIS.]

[doubleornothiin]

[You FALL OVER and slide across the mud.]

what the fuck aa!

[archaeocalypse]

thats called mudsliding
its fun
you should try it

[doubleornothiin]

[You PUSH BACK, sending your friend sliding across the PIT.]

ii thought we were 2uppo2ed two be lookiing for clue2.
unle22 were ju2t goiing two keep doiing thii2 untiil we ju2t triip over 2omethiing, ii gue22 that2 ok too.

[archaeocalypse]

[You skid across the mud, twirling in a pirouette to slow your slide. Mud splatters everywhere.]

this is science!
there are many scientific advances made by accident.

[doubleornothiin]

iif thii2 ii2 2uppo2ed two be 2ciience iit2 a pretty 2tupiid way two get anythiing done.
unle22 you mean the 2ciience of me22iing around iin a bunch of wet diirt then 2ure w/e.

[archaeocalypse]

that is the best kind of science

[doubleornothiin]

iif you 2ay 2o.

[archaeocalypse]

also its really fun
especially when you can get someone else in on mud slinging

[doubleornothiin]

of cour2e youd fiind thii2 kiind of 2tupiid 2hiit exciitiing.

[You give her a PSIIONIC SHOVE across the pit anyway.]

[archaeocalypse]

its okay
ill keep your secret

[You execute a FEW TWIRLS IN MID AIR before LANDING GRACEFULLY. The wings sure are handy for stuff like this. So is your TELEKINESIS as you shove him back.]