Just Doin' My Job

[takeme2urpants]

[In the Center of Camp (tm), the Admiral has come to a decision.]

...I suppose there is no further use in putting this off.

Now--I wonder, have you ever personally had an... unsavory... experience with Miss Marcy? I would like to know where to start.

((Mingle if you like.))

Comments

[actionpainting]

--this is just a hypothetical, right? It's never actually happened?

[takeme2urpants]

...

Would you like the truth, or to be comfortable?

[actionpainting]

As tempting as it is to say comfortable and leave it at that I can't bring myself to live in ignorance. Especially if there are preventative measures I can take.

[takeme2urpants]

She does have a maximum radius.

[actionpainting]

Hooray?

[takeme2urpants]

And is very clearly undereducated about such things.

...I must stress that this is my Camp-appointed job, and not a perverse hobby of mine. I apologize if the topic makes you uncomfortable.

[actionpainting]

Not uncomfortable so much as... bemused? Bemused, yes, let's go with that. Your job is Marcy damage control?

[takeme2urpants]

I am Miss Marcy's Public Relations Official, but I refuse to promote her until she shows... growth, in certain areas. I wish to see if she has indeed been less active of late, as she claimed.

[actionpainting]

Talk about a PR nightmare. Have you had the 'no means no' talk with her already?

[takeme2urpants]

Certainly, but one must concede that there is a language barrier in place.

[actionpainting]

Conceding! And also being appreciative of you trying to explain things to her anyway.

[takeme2urpants]

--I'm sorry?

[actionpainting]

I appreciate the fact that you are trying to keep the tentacle creature from, uh, doing anything inappropriate to the rest of camp? Despite the language barriers and the fact that it must be a stupid hard task.

[takeme2urpants]

[...|D]

Thank you. No one has ever said that, before.

[actionpainting]

Really? Well, hey, you're welcome!

[takeme2urpants]

I also must admit a vested interest in seeing a similarly atypical person find acceptance, here.