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[mightlovedogs]

[a tiger cub and a puppy are sitting outside the mess hall door. when you get close enough, they peer up at you with their adorable little faces.]

Feed us!

... She meant to ask that nicely.

((Taiga and Machika will be tagging!))

Comments

[say_thee_nay]

...

Verily?

[mightlovedogs]

I'm verily hungry, so hurry up!

[say_thee_nay]

Thou'rt misapplying the word, small feline.

[mightlovedogs]

[it's so hard to look threatening like this, BUT SHE WILL TRY]

So what if I'm small?!

[say_thee_nay]

So... it is, milady--no more and no less. Thou'rt of a particular size, and I have made note of it in a fashion that in no way influences my conception of thy value as an individual.

[mightlovedogs]

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Good! I think! Now where's that food?

[say_thee_nay]

Inside the Mess Hall, undoubtedly.

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I take it thou wouldst care for some?

[mightlovedogs]

It's been hours since I've had a decent meal!

[say_thee_nay]

Thou'rt not much of a mouser, then...?

[Heading on inside... and holding the door for her to follow.]

[mightlovedogs]

[angry tail twitch before she starts clumsily making her way inside]

I'm not going to eat mice. I'm a growing girl.

[say_thee_nay]

Not at present, milady... But whye'er not? 'Tis all protein.

[mightlovedogs]

How would I cook them? Besides, I wouldn't trust wild animals that come from this place. They're probably poisonous or mutated or just plain nasty-tasting.

[say_thee_nay]

Thou'rt a ferocious jungle cat. Cooking is not meant to be in thy repertoire.

[mightlovedogs]

I'm a teenage girl.

[say_thee_nay]

Then the latter portion of my previous statement may stand unchanged, from what I have seen teenagers in this encampment.

[mightlovedogs]

Still, I'd have to be completely desperate to eat raw mice.