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[capt_homo]

[Today in camp, you may find yourself with a name tag. Except it doesn't seem to state your name... Stephen Stills and Ema Skye both have tags of their very own:

BAD AT BEING GAY

BAD AT SCIENCE]

...So you want to talk about it?
No. Because it's not true!
Whatever you say, I guess.

Comments

[youmustlickit]

[Yours reads BAD AT MONOGAMY. Which is very true, because as a troll, you're expected to have-- oh look, now it has a red heart before MONOGAMY. You can't win.]

>:?
YOU C4N B3 B4D 4T TH4T?

[capt_homo]

Yep.

[youmustlickit]

1 DONT G3T 1T

[capt_homo]

Wait, are we talking about mine or yours?

[youmustlickit]

YOURS

[capt_homo]

Apparently I'm bad at cock feelings.

[youmustlickit]

1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS

[capt_homo]

Me neither!

[youmustlickit]

WH4TS COCK?

[capt_homo]

I'm not explaining that to you. Go look it up.

[youmustlickit]

1T H4S SOM3TH1NG TO DO W1TH HUM4NS TH4T 4R3 HOMOS3XU4L?

[capt_homo]

Why do you know what homosexual means and not cock?

[youmustlickit]

B3C4US3 HUM4NS 4R3 W31RDLY OBS3SS3D W1TH WH3TH3R OR NOT TH3Y 4R3

[capt_homo]

That's mostly a cultural thing.

[youmustlickit]

WHYS 1T SUCH 4 B1G D34L?
OTH3R TH4N TH4T 1TS W31RD TH4T YOU C4NT M4K3 T1NY HUM4N WR1GGL3RS TOG3TH3R

[capt_homo]

I dunno. Some people just don't like it.