(no subject)
Howdy there, campers and counselors! Summer time's comin' up, which means we're in season again! Unfortunately, some of y'all have been slackin' a little on the job front. Now, I know how hard it can be in this rough ecnowhatsit, and payment can be somethin' of a bummer! Look at me, I'm only gettin' cupcakes and party favors like this kazoo here! But I looooove this camp, so I'm gonna do what I can to keep y'all happy with my chipper stiff upper lip!
So counselors! I wanna see all of you start workin' on doin' your jobs more! Bond with those little campers! They need your help and guidance, 'cause otherwise, they're lost at sea! In a farm. In fact, until I see some of y'all really, really doin' your jobs, I'm gonna play songs that have been scientifically proven to drive people nutcrackers over the PA system! Gosh, I love these songs though . . .
[enjoy having this play repeatedly, camp.]
So counselors! I wanna see all of you start workin' on doin' your jobs more! Bond with those little campers! They need your help and guidance, 'cause otherwise, they're lost at sea! In a farm. In fact, until I see some of y'all really, really doin' your jobs, I'm gonna play songs that have been scientifically proven to drive people nutcrackers over the PA system! Gosh, I love these songs though . . .
[enjoy having this play repeatedly, camp.]