ITP: derping around in the library

[theninquisition]

[Sometimes you lose your life's purpose, and instead of telling anyone about it you start trying to find something else to fill that space

Comments

[motherbored]

That shelf looks like a party.

[theninquisition]

[dhshdf STEPS BETWEEN HER AND IT] I'm not sure anything on it is fit for public consumption.

[motherbored]

[attempting to peer around him]

Well, I wasn't going to eat them.

[theninquisition]

[Well, even if shielding children from INDECENT THINGS is a futile endeavor in camp, Link is still going to try!!]

I.. These books are not suitable reading material.

[theninquisition]

Why would you--no, nevermind.

[theninquisition]

Trying to find a book, what else?

[bluetilator]

I like the woolly sea-creatures. Humans are so inventive.

[theninquisition]

I-is that so...

I can't help but feel there must be better things we might put our efforts to...

[bluetilator]

What things? Are those things as entertaining as this? I like the picture of the woolly squid. It looks angry.

[theninquisition]

[seems to be avoiding looking directly at that book]

Er, well I suppose perhaps less entertaining and more productive... Knitting an article of clothing, for instance.

[theninquisition]

[ah.. recognizes him as a regular in the library]

I didn't have anything particular in mind, unfortunately... I was hoping to find something I might do to pass the time...

[theninquisition]

Perhaps a general crafts book will do...

[actionpainting]

Sea creatures and phallic symbols? That one must've been a best seller.

[theninquisition]

[just saying it out loud like that...]

I can't imagine it was.

[actionpainting]

Yeah, you're probably right. It sounds more like an unrecognized classic.

[theninquisition]

And may it remain unrecognized... I don't suppose you are familiar enough with any crafts to make a suggestion?