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[legendaryingly]

[It's an overcast day in Camp today. The wind blows around the cornstalks with furious might. Black, ominous clouds gather heavy, dark and pendulous. Lightning cracks a few times for dramatic effect and just when it seems the sky would unleash with all of its fury... A light breaks through

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[all_in_balance]

... Incredible... The clouds, the sun... all perfectly in line as if drawing a line to the center of the world!

[all_in_balance]

Even the clouds are perfectly formed to match each other. Nestled between two loudspeaker poles, one can't help but have their vision drawn to...

[all_in_balance]

...to...

[all_in_balance]

...

[coffeejesus]

Ara? Did someone lose this? [ pulls it out ] I'll go put it in the lost and found.

[legendaryingly]

[As you do, you feel a surge of power through your hands. A backdraft blasts up around you, sending your hair swirling around you.]

Young woman! I see you seek FATE!

[legendaryingly]

[The glow fades leaving your hand empty and ........... something......... staring at you.]

[coffeejesus]

. . . a-ara?

[codeusername]

--DIBS

[runs toward it]

[legendaryingly]

[It's almost as if the world slows down a little. A new soundtrack of a great, mixed chorus really throws their lungs into the majesty of a blue alien dashing through the fields to GLORY!]

[codeusername]

[Arrives, a little short of breath]

Oh, look at you!

[legendaryingly]

[It's a MARVEL. Never have you seen something that radiates pure power. Pure potential. The air vibrates as if WAITING for that glorious moment... The hilt gleams, catching a sunbeam just SO.]

[needsahandjob]

...oh hell no.

[legendaryingly]

[But LOOK at it there. Just like the legends.]

[needsahandjob]

You had better not be Rasputin's.

[yanks it out with his telekinesis ]

[legendaryingly]

[The sword comes free easily... and continues rising into the air, slipping out of the grips of your power as if it was a light, refreshing breeze.]

Your arrival is expected, young hero!

I am the Holy Sword, Excalibur!

[tobethemiracle]

...

[pulls it out]

This ought to be ironic.

[legendaryingly]

[It comes right out.]

HOW GOOD OF YOU TO COME, YOUNG MAN!

I am the holy sword of legend. EXCALIBUR

[legendaryingly]

Hello.

[tobethemiracle]

...you have got to be kidding.