ITP: FRIENDSHIP

[fuckyou_chorus]

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[impiersonate]

. . .

All this make nicey nicey stuff is just so boring.

[ofhisword]

[gosh, whose hand could this possibly be.]

No, I suppose it wouldn't particularly be in your nature.

[impiersonate]

. . . [this is a deep, shaky, horrified breath.]

[impiersonate]

. . .

[impiersonate]

Elijah. What a surprise.

[ofhisword]

Katerina. I see you've found a more ... rustic cage.

[impiersonate]

You say rustic, I say . . . functional.

[ofhisword]

But a cage nonetheless.

[impiersonate]

Here's a thing. Have you tried getting out?

[ofhisword]

And why should that bother me?

[impiersonate]

The way I see it is that when everyone's stuck, it stops being a prison and starts just being the place we're at. A place, coincidentally, where no one can die. So you can see how that might suit me nicely. I was having such a nice vacation.

[ofhisword]

No one can die, truly? Including yourself?

[... :)]

[impiersonate]

. . .

[ofhisword]

I'm certain that Klaus would find that information rather intriguing.

[impiersonate]

[and, relax.]

And I'm very certain you can't get a message to him.

[ofhisword]

[nnnnnot buying that.]

Now, Katerina. You should know better, of course. Besides, my methods of reaching him are irrelevant - what Klaus wants, he will eventually get. One way or another.