[This is taking place in some time whenever virus effects are still remaining!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight, one blind emopire was on his way back from practicing honing his other senses for patrolling scenarios. Unfortunately, he has also forgotten about the special~ project he gave a certain evil genius permission to work on and is now in the process of trying to dodge the attacks of a VERY ENHANCED vampire robot. With only one target. Ah,

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[moondropkick]

--what are you doing?!

[bitingcynicism]

[Failing at fighting?]

[moondropkick]

Hey!

[bitingcynicism]

[Probably bleeding now from a few good swipes and stumbling in attempts to avoid another lunge.]

D-Don't get in the way! It's not after you!

[moondropkick]

Then what are you doing? That thing's gonna kill you!

[bitingcynicism]

I just - need to get a good hold on - it's neck...

[moondropkick]

If you haven't done that by now you must really suck!

[bitingcynicism]

[Aaaand is getting thrown back on his back.]

Get - out of here!

[cuebattlemusic]

[Trying to eat him, obviously. Don't ask how it works when I'm a robot, my programming hasn't thought that far ahead.]

[moondropkick]

[i wasn't asking you >:|]

[cuebattlemusic]

[Good, because you are not delicious and not in my programming. Ignores]

[moondropkick]

[two can play at that game]